H E Hasben Struck by Lightning in the Artvilla Parking Lot

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H E Hasben was struck by lightning in the Artvilla parking lot  after posting his “My God Poem” late last night. Medics one the scene report that Hasben suffered burns on much of his body especially his rear end.

Our correspondent was able to obtain a statement from Hasben. “It was a clear night. There was a flash.”

Medical personnel say that Mr. Hasben will recover but his hair may be permanently singed and he has a faint smell of sulpher.