Hope is not a plan
said the boss man.
The team is doing it all
and you have the ball.
Do you know
or do you think you know?
Let’s not ride the fence.
We called this morning meeting
about your confidence.
It is our objective
of performance management
To scientifically measure
your performance percent
Our tape is new
We’ll roll it true
We’ll find out for them
what a team player,
you’ve been.
Oh didly don’t
and diddly do
I’ll fill your coffee
spoons for you
but what will come
I’m sure is true
is a bitter, bitter,
a bitter brew