How to Fight Ants With Instant Grits

I sometimes think I’m a pest

a pest like those tiny

ants I am constantly murdering.

I have been given a new strategy.

Feed them instant grits.

I’m told they eat the grits and swell up and pop.

It is a new approach,

rather than kill them,

feed them,

they are very hungry it seems.

We should try that with our enemies,

feed them rather than kill them.

I’m told I have to “regrit” after rain.


This suggestion and new word, regrit, via Daisy Sidewinder

If you ask google for regrit it says Did you mean: regret

Forget all the naysayers. Did I say it has to be instant grits?



david michael jackson    july 5, 2012     Send grits