Virtuoso Sweet cat playing guitar on my blinds Please let me sleep Your man and I must rest our weary minds This concert must end my dear friend late night is a time for sleep Step on my head only lightly if you must Lie beside me not on my face - Whap - Your tail keeps time on my nose but soft the tempo slows could it be he's fallen asleep only for a moment - that's how it goes And after the concert you bring me toy mice mew meew meeeewww! eyaaghh - a serenade I have such a talented cat While You Were Away While you were away this is what I did all day I took a nap on your laundry then the red chair you could probably tell by all my white hair I had a few friends over we used your bed for a trampoline bouncing trouncing way up to the fan whirling twirling gaining speed whhooosh smack- into the wall ow meow didn't hurt at all whirling twirling sailing free birdcatching practice that's for me oof- hard landing on the sofa dig in my nails slept a little chased our tails then - we had a snack that tuna salad on the second shelf and some milk and cheese you weren't there so we had to help ourself after we ate we licked the plates clean didn't want to leave a mess so we made them all gleam after eating it was time to play Tuffy and Dutchess on the windowsill dash Blinky and Stump the refrigerator jump Dolly and Bess - they played chess and I - just watched a movie with my best friend Sam we acted out our favorite part knowing all the lines by heart what a busy day I had while you were away and then when you come home and find me fast asleep and alone I hear you say what a lazy cat I have |