what are you doing with all those paper napkins in your car? we dont have napkins like that how come your car radio is always turned to some rock and roll station?do you drive around with some young thing?
you're dripping tangerine juice on the floor. whenever you go into the kitchen this towel gets wet and dirty, why is that?
when you let my bathwater run you never clean the tub first.
why don't you put your toothbrush back in the rack?
you should always dry your razor
sometimes I think you hate my cat.
Martha says you were downstairs sitting with her and you had your pants off.
you shouldn't wear those $100 shoes in the garden
and you don't keep track of what you plant out there
you must always set the cat's bowl back in the same place.
don't bake fish in a frying pan...
I never saw anybody harder on the brakes of their car than you.