{"id":6624,"date":"2018-10-14T12:31:14","date_gmt":"2018-10-14T12:31:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/?p=6624"},"modified":"2019-08-24T20:42:33","modified_gmt":"2019-08-24T20:42:33","slug":"5-guru-poems-by-christopher-barnes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/5-guru-poems-by-christopher-barnes\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Guru Poems by Christopher Barnes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(i)<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nAn Unpaused Hour<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nNine tings chase sanity.<br \/>\nOur guru twiddles<br \/>\nA crow\u2019s sequined wings.<br \/>\nPassions jump off wheezes,<br \/>\nDashed at the holdall\u2019s flames.<br \/>\nBreath-sucks gyrate the room.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n(ii)<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nBar 64<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nA Jagger-lipped ox<br \/>\nSmirks in its float-bowl.<br \/>\nThe lampstand\u2019s crimsoning.<br \/>\n\u201cQuirks,\u201d underbreaths our tiddly guru,<br \/>\n\u201cAren\u2019t without their suns\u201d.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n(iii)<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nBreakfast Ritual<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nOur guru tub-thumps Ouija learning<br \/>\nInto an atom that coggles.<br \/>\nThe rubber shark\u2019s dulceting<br \/>\n\u201cMack The Knife\u201d.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nThe Ground Of Being\u2019s egohood<br \/>\nWatusi\u2019s tailwards.<br \/>\nHigh-muckety, we TLC our sanctified protocols.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n(iv)<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nFinancial Break, No Cheques<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nThis megacosm flumps \u2013<br \/>\nAn undisplayable apparition.<br \/>\nWe\u2019re diluted by marvelment.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nThe journey\u2019s butt is an oblivion-fresh<br \/>\nString-puppet butterfly<br \/>\nThat coaxes dust<br \/>\nIn the attic of our mind fuzz.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nOur guru belches \u2013<br \/>\nA pixie\u2019s stage whisper.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n(v)<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nThe Mediator\u2019s Art<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nYou\u2019ve unfolded these Vanity Fair bodies<br \/>\nSpanning into destiny\u2019s lap.<br \/>\nPoppycock has no improving.<br \/>\nThighs of our guru\u2019s apostles<br \/>\nShall be gunked<br \/>\nBy Dolly, the sponge-puff mermaid.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nXanadu\u2019s here, well-earthed.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/riverside-walk-poems-6-continued-christopher-barnes\/christopher-barnes-photo-2\/#main\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2998\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/christopher-barnes-photo-2-232x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"232\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2998\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/christopher-barnes-photo-2-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/christopher-barnes-photo-2-116x150.jpg 116w, https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/christopher-barnes-photo-2-400x517.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/christopher-barnes-photo-2.jpg 656w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 232px) 100vw, 232px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nIn 1998 I won a Northern Arts writers award.  In July 200 I read at Waterstones bookshop to promote the anthology &#8216;Titles Are Bitches&#8217;.  Christmas 2001 I debuted at Newcastle&#8217;s famous Morden Tower doing a reading of my poems.  Each year I read for Proudwords lesbian and gay writing festival and I partook in workshops.  2005 saw the publication of my collection LOVEBITES published by Chanticleer Press, 6\/1 Jamaica Mews, Edinburgh.<br \/>\n &nbsp;<br \/>\n On Saturday 16Th August 2003 I read at the Edinburgh Festival as a Per Verse poet at LGBT Centre, Broughton St.<br \/>\n &nbsp;<br \/>\nChristmas 2001 The Northern Cultural Skills Partnership sponsored me to be mentored by Andy Croft in conjunction with New Writing North.  I   made a radio programme for Web FM community radio about my writing group.  October-November 2005, I entered a poem\/visual image into the art exhibition The Art Cafe Project, his piece Post-Mark was shown in Betty&#8217;s Newcastle.  This event was sponsored by Pride On The Tyne.  I made a digital film with artists Kate Sweeney and Julie Ballands at a film making workshop called Out Of The Picture which was shown at the festival party for Proudwords, it contains my poem The Old Heave-Ho.  I worked on a collaborative art and literature project called How Gay Are Your Genes, facilitated by Lisa Mathews (poet) which exhibited at The Hatton Gallery, Newcastle University, including a film piece by the artist Predrag Pajdic in which I read my poem On Brenkley St.  The event was funded by The Policy, Ethics and Life Sciences Research Institute, Bio-science Centre at Newcastle&#8217;s Centre for Life.  I was involved in the Five Arts Cities poetry postcard event which exhibited at The Seven Stories children&#8217;s literature building.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>The South Bank Centre in London recorded my poem &#8220;The Holiday I Never Had&#8221;, I can be heard reading it on www.poetrymagazines.org.uk\/magazine\/record.asp?id=18456<\/strong><br \/>\n &nbsp;<br \/>\nREVIEWS: I have written poetry reviews for Poetry Scotland and Jacket Magazine and in August 2007 I made a film called &#8216;A Blank Screen, 60 seconds, 1 shot&#8217; for Queerbeats Festival at The Star &#038; Shadow Cinema Newcastle, reviewing a poem&#8230; On September 4 2010, I read at the Callander Poetry Weekend hosted by Poetry Scotland.  I have also written Art Criticism for Peel and Combustus Magazines.  I was involved in The Creative Engagement In Research Programme Research Constellation exhibitions of writing and photography which showed in London (march 13 2012) and Edinburgh (July 4 2013) <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>Robin Ouzman Hislop<\/strong> is Editor of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\">Poetry Life and Times<\/a> his publications include <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Babble-Souk-Robin-Ouzman-Hislop\/dp\/1329636953\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1506012222&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=All+the+Babble+of+the+Souk\"><em>All the Babble of the Souk<\/em> <\/a>and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/s\/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&amp;field-keywords=Cartoon+Molecules\"><em>Cartoon Molecules<\/em> <\/a>collected poems and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Key-Mist-Guadalupe-Grande\/dp\/1365453006\/ref=sr_1_4?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1506012852&amp;sr=1-4&amp;keywords=Key+of+Mist\"><em>Key of Mist<\/em> <\/a>the recently published <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lulu.com\/shop\/carmen-crespo\/tesserae\/paperback\/product-23327341.html\"><em>Tesserae<\/em> <\/a>translations from Spanish poets <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=673209856\">Guadalupe Grande <\/a>and Carmen Crespo visit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aquillrelle.com\/authorrobin.htm\">Aquillrelle.com\/Author Robin Ouzman Hislop <\/a>about author. 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Our guru twiddles A crow\u2019s sequined wings. Passions jump off wheezes, Dashed at the holdall\u2019s flames. Breath-sucks gyrate the room. &nbsp; (ii) &nbsp; Bar 64 &nbsp; A Jagger-lipped ox Smirks in its float-bowl. The lampstand\u2019s crimsoning. \u201cQuirks,\u201d underbreaths our tiddly guru, \u201cAren\u2019t without their suns\u201d. &#8230; <a title=\"5 Guru Poems by Christopher Barnes\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/5-guru-poems-by-christopher-barnes\/\" aria-label=\"More on 5 Guru Poems by Christopher Barnes\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6626,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,808,796,366,754,401,43],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6624"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6624"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7085,"href":"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6624\/revisions\/7085"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}