{"id":6506,"date":"2018-07-08T18:06:45","date_gmt":"2018-07-08T18:06:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/?p=6506"},"modified":"2019-02-11T07:58:24","modified_gmt":"2019-02-11T07:58:24","slug":"good-morning-mr-bollocks-a-poem-by-rw-haynes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/good-morning-mr-bollocks-a-poem-by-rw-haynes\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Morning, Mr. Bollocks. A Poem by RW Haynes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Blathering aesthetic remf,<br \/>\nWhere were you when that meteorite<br \/>\nFiberglassed half a continent?<br \/>\nDid you cry with us in the choir<br \/>\nOf angel rapture, back when matter<br \/>\nMeshed with concept meshed with love?<br \/>\nDid you point your K-Mart blowgun<br \/>\nAnd matching plastic hatchet<br \/>\nAs the saints came striding down the sky?<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nWait a minute.<br \/>\nI remember you. You had a nervous face<br \/>\nAnd complained about pelicans.<br \/>\nI thought at the time that a jury of penguins<br \/>\nWould be unanimous,<br \/>\nVindicating their crash-diving friends.<br \/>\nI thought you needed some time at sea,<br \/>\nSome time to gather gravity.<br \/>\nAfter all, don\u2019t the gulls always call?<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nIn the place I walked a little while ago,<br \/>\nA rainbow raised its arms before the sun,<br \/>\nAnd, by the shrine of a murdered child,<br \/>\nA mockingbird flew at an oriole.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/downtown-waco-midnight-heidegger-looks-at-the-moon-poem-sonnet-r-w-haynes\/on-the-savannah-river-2013\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1683\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Haynes-in-Savannah-300x241.jpg\" alt=\"On the Savannah River 2013\" width=\"300\" height=\"241\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Haynes-in-Savannah-300x241.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Haynes-in-Savannah-150x120.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Haynes-in-Savannah-400x321.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Haynes-in-Savannah.jpg 850w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>R. W. Haynes has taught literature at Texas A&amp;M International University since 1992.  His recent interests include the early British sonnet, and he is completing a second book on the Texas playwright and screenwriter Horton Foote (1916-2009).  In his poetry, Haynes seeks to celebrate life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness without sounding any more dissonant notes than he has to.  In fiction, he works toward grasping that part of the past which made its mark on his generation.  He enjoys teaching drama, especially the Greeks, Ibsen, and Shakespeare, and he devoutly hopes for a stunning literary Renaissance in South Texas.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>Robin Ouzman Hislop<\/strong> is Editor of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\">Poetry Life and Times<\/a> his publications include <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Babble-Souk-Robin-Ouzman-Hislop\/dp\/1329636953\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1506012222&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=All+the+Babble+of+the+Souk\"><em>All the Babble of the Souk<\/em> <\/a>and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/s\/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&amp;field-keywords=Cartoon+Molecules\"><em>Cartoon Molecules<\/em><em> <\/em><\/a>collected poems and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Key-Mist-Guadalupe-Grande\/dp\/1365453006\/ref=sr_1_4?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1506012852&amp;sr=1-4&amp;keywords=Key+of+Mist\"><em>Key of Mist<\/em><em> <\/em><\/a>the recently published <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lulu.com\/shop\/carmen-crespo\/tesserae\/paperback\/product-23327341.html\"><em>Tesserae<\/em><em> <\/em><\/a>translations from Spanish poets <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=673209856\">Guadalupe Grande <\/a>and Carmen Crespo  visit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aquillrelle.com\/authorrobin.htm\">Aquillrelle.com\/Author Robin Ouzman Hislop <\/a>about author.  See Robin performing his work <a href=\"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/robin-hislop-reads-at-university-of-leeds-his-poetry-and-translations-video-performance\">Performance (University of Leeds)<\/a> <\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-socializer wpsr-share-icons\" data-lg-action=\"show\" data-sm-action=\"show\" data-sm-width=\"768\"><h3>Share and Enjoy !<\/h3><div class=\"wpsr-si-inner\"><div class=\"wpsr-counter wpsrc-sz-40px\" style=\"color:#000\"><span class=\"scount\" data-wpsrs=\"\" data-wpsrs-svcs=\"pinterest,print,pdf,twitter\"><i class=\"fa fa-share-alt\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/i><\/span><small class=\"stext\">Shares<\/small><\/div><div class=\"socializer sr-popup sr-count-1 sr-40px sr-pad\"><span class=\"sr-pinterest\"><a data-pin-custom=\"true\" data-id=\"pinterest\" style=\"color:#ffffff;\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/?url=&amp;media=&amp;description=\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Submit this to Pinterest\"><i class=\"fab fa-pinterest\"><\/i><span class=\"ctext\" data-wpsrs=\"\" data-wpsrs-svcs=\"pinterest\"><\/span><\/a><\/span>\n<span class=\"sr-print\"><a data-id=\"print\" style=\"color:#ffffff;\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.printfriendly.com\/print?url=\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Print this article \"><i class=\"fa fa-print\"><\/i><\/a><\/span>\n<span class=\"sr-pdf\"><a data-id=\"pdf\" style=\"color:#ffffff;\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.printfriendly.com\/print?url=\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Convert to PDF\"><i class=\"fa fa-file-pdf\"><\/i><\/a><\/span>\n<span class=\"sr-twitter\"><a data-id=\"twitter\" style=\"color:#ffffff;\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=%20-%20%20\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Tweet this !\"><i class=\"fab fa-twitter\"><\/i><\/a><\/span>\n<span class=\"sr-share-menu\"><a href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"More share links\" style=\"color:#ffffff;\" data-metadata=\"{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;excerpt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;image&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;short-url&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;rss-url&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.artvilla.com\\\/plt\\\/feed\\\/&quot;,&quot;comments-section&quot;:&quot;comments&quot;,&quot;raw-url&quot;:null,&quot;twitter-username&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;fb-app-id&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;fb-app-secret&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><i class=\"fa fa-plus\"><\/i><\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"wp-socializer wpsr-share-icons\" data-lg-action=\"show\" data-sm-action=\"show\" data-sm-width=\"768\"><div class=\"wpsr-si-inner\"><div class=\"socializer sr-popup sr-32px sr-pad\"><span class=\"sr-facebook\"><a data-id=\"facebook\" style=\"background-color:#1e73be;color:#8224e3;\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share this on Facebook\"><i class=\"fab fa-facebook-f\"><\/i><\/a><\/span>\n<span class=\"sr-share-menu\"><a href=\"#\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"More share links\" style=\"background-color:#1e73be;color:#8224e3;\" data-metadata=\"{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;excerpt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;image&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;short-url&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;rss-url&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.artvilla.com\\\/plt\\\/feed\\\/&quot;,&quot;comments-section&quot;:&quot;comments&quot;,&quot;raw-url&quot;:null,&quot;twitter-username&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;fb-app-id&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;fb-app-secret&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><i class=\"fa fa-plus\"><\/i><\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Blathering aesthetic remf, Where were you when that meteorite Fiberglassed half a continent? 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