{"id":5324,"date":"2016-06-25T22:39:10","date_gmt":"2016-06-25T22:39:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/?p=5324"},"modified":"2020-10-28T19:45:29","modified_gmt":"2020-10-28T19:45:29","slug":"counter-factual-history-poetry-by-christopher-barnes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/counter-factual-history-poetry-by-christopher-barnes\/","title":{"rendered":"Counter-factual History Poetry by Christopher Barnes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>See-Saw Then Reel<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A fault-line deforms the lark\u2019s sunrise.<br \/>\nFrisco unpents itself, shop-soiling a minute.<br \/>\nGloating flames cackle for days.<br \/>\nSurvivor tents fidget on city-plan lawns.<br \/>\nIn a leap-the-queue food line<br \/>\nKermit the frog recovered his whereabouts<br \/>\nAt the brink of intact terrain.<\/p>\n<p>Flash Gear<\/p>\n<p>Foot-long tresses, plum and tangerine blouse,<br \/>\nInk-smudge breeks &#8211; Admiral Horatio Nelson struts.<br \/>\nCarnaby St. is a kinetic three blocks.<br \/>\nIn Lord John\u2019s portal he rib-digs Joe,<br \/>\nLand-pirate to a clutter of pharmacies,<br \/>\nShopping list: four honeypots \u2013 French Blues.<br \/>\nCurrency for peacocks is revels or frills.<\/p>\n<p>Hereafter Chimneys<\/p>\n<p>Reactors superheat uranium,<br \/>\nHatching plutonium \u2013 a fume,<br \/>\nRadioactive cast-off.<br \/>\nJulius Caesar grits teeth,<br \/>\nAshens at Windscale\u2019s pockmarks<br \/>\nOn a thickset graphite shell.<br \/>\nBlue-bag flames peck<br \/>\nAt a moody critical mass.<\/p>\n<p>Blood-Stained Pillow<\/p>\n<p>Anne Boleyn disentangles prompts<br \/>\nOn the Washeteria\u2019s speech bubbles.<br \/>\nSelf-run gearing is eco-affirmative.<br \/>\nHer duvet and pillows outline jauntiness<br \/>\nQuickened by a hyperallergic gargle,<br \/>\nPhosphate deficient.<br \/>\nThe dizzy-bouquet whiff<br \/>\nSpins and hour into memory.<\/p>\n<p>Lour In Popping Eyes<\/p>\n<p>Dressed-to-the-nines rose-fresh theatre.<br \/>\nJedward cradle themselves<br \/>\nIn a pomp-splash box.<br \/>\nThe snorty edge flurries this raised curtain.<br \/>\n\u2018Rites Of Spring,\u2019 blurts gabbley lips.<br \/>\nThe twins dislocate nerves.<br \/>\nBob-up canes, set-against fans in an uproar.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/riverside-walk-poems-6-continued-christopher-barnes\/christopher-barnes-photo-3\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2999\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2999\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/christopher-barnes-photo-3-265x300.jpg\" alt=\"christopher barnes photo 3\" width=\"265\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/christopher-barnes-photo-3-265x300.jpg 265w, https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/christopher-barnes-photo-3-132x150.jpg 132w, https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/christopher-barnes-photo-3-400x452.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/plt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/christopher-barnes-photo-3.jpg 848w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 265px) 100vw, 265px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some bio details&#8230;<br \/>\nIn 1998 I won a Northern Arts writers award. In July 200 I read at Waterstones bookshop to promote the anthology <em>&#8216;Titles Are Bitches&#8217;<\/em>. Christmas 2001 I debuted at Newcastle&#8217;s famous Morden Tower doing a reading of my poems. Each year I read for Proudwords lesbian and gay writing festival and I partook in workshops. 2005 saw the publication of my collection <em>LOVEBITES<\/em> published by Chanticleer Press, 6\/1 Jamaica Mews, Edinburgh.<\/p>\n<p>On Saturday 16Th August 2003 I read at the Edinburgh Festival as a Per Verse poet at LGBT Centre, Broughton St.<\/p>\n<p>I also have a BBC web-page www.bbc.co.uk\/tyne\/gay.2004\/05\/section_28.shtml and<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/tyne\/videonation\/stories\/gay_history.shtml\"> http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/tyne\/videonation\/stories\/gay_history.shtml<\/a> (if first site does not work click on SECTION 28 on second site.<\/p>\n<p>Christmas 2001 The Northern Cultural Skills Partnership sponsored me to be mentored by Andy Croft in conjunction with New Writing North. I made a radio programme for Web FM community radio about my writing group. October-November 2005, I entered a poem\/visual image into the art exhibition The Art Cafe Project, his piece Post-Mark was shown in Betty&#8217;s Newcastle. This event was sponsored by Pride On The Tyne. I made a digital film with artists Kate Sweeney and Julie Ballands at a film making workshop called<em> Out Of The Picture <\/em>which was shown at the festival party for Proudwords, it contains my poem <em>The Old Heave-Ho.<\/em> I worked on a collaborative art and literature project called <em>How Gay Are Your Genes<\/em>, facilitated by Lisa Mathews (poet) which exhibited at The Hatton Gallery, Newcastle University, including a film piece by the artist Predrag Pajdic in which I read my poem <em>On Brenkley St<\/em>. The event was funded by The Policy, Ethics and Life Sciences Research Institute, Bio-science Centre at Newcastle&#8217;s Centre for Life. I was involved in the Five Arts Cities poetry postcard event which exhibited at The Seven Stories children&#8217;s literature building. In May I had 2006 a solo art\/poetry exhibition at The People&#8217;s Theatre<\/p>\n<p>The South Bank Centre in London recorded my poem <em>&#8220;The Holiday I Never Had&#8221;<\/em>; I can be heard reading it on www.poetrymagazines.org.uk\/magazine\/record.asp?id=18456<\/p>\n<p>REVIEWS: I have written poetry reviews for Poetry Scotland and Jacket Magazine and in August 2007 I made a film called<em> &#8216;A Blank Screen, 60 seconds, 1 shot&#8217;<\/em> for Queerbeats Festival at The Star &amp; Shadow Cinema Newcastle, reviewing a poem&#8230;see<a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/queerbeatsfestival\"> www.myspace.com\/queerbeatsfestival<\/a> On September 4 2010, I read at the Callander Poetry Weekend hosted by Poetry Scotland. I have also written Art Criticism for Peel and Combustus Magazines. I was involved in The Creative Engagement In Research Programme Research Constellation exhibitions of writing and photography which showed in London (march 13 2012) and Edinburgh (July 4 2013) see<a href=\"http:\/\/www.researchconstellation.co.uk\/\"> http:\/\/www.researchconstellation.co.uk\/ <\/a>. I co-edit the poetry magazine<em> Interpoetry<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/PoetryLifeTimes\">www.facebook.com\/PoetryLifeTimes<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Artvilla.com\">www.facebook.com\/Artvilla.com<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/\">robin@artvilla.com<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.artvilla.com\/\">editor@artvilla.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/author\/show\/14752100.Robin_Ouzman_Hislop\"> goodreads.com\/author\/show\/Robin Ouzman Hislop<\/a><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aquillrelle.com\/authorrobin.htm\">http:\/\/www.aquillrelle.com\/authorrobin.htm<\/a><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Babble-Souk-Robin-Ouzman-Hislop\/dp\/1329636953\/\">http:\/\/www.amazon.com. All the Babble of the Souk. Robin Ouzman Hislop<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lulu.com\/shop\/robin-ouzman-hislop\/all-the-babble-of-the-souk\/paperback\/product-22419943.html\" target=\"blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">www.lulu.com. All the Babble of the Souk. 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Frisco unpents itself, shop-soiling a minute. Gloating flames cackle for days. Survivor tents fidget on city-plan lawns. In a leap-the-queue food line Kermit the frog recovered his whereabouts At the brink of intact terrain. 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