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bizarre sexual stories in the news

from the los angeles times: two gay men, during sexual activity, decide to push a live hampster into the anal cavity of one of the men. however, after they realized they couldn’t get the hampster out, they tried to figure out what to do. the man without the hampster inside him decided to light a match to see if he could see where the hampster was. so man-without-hampster is perched underneath man-with- hampster, and lights a match right under man-with-hampster’s anus. at that time man-with-hampster passes wind, and it causes a small streak of fire to jump out and singe the man-without-hampster’s eye-brows and facial hair. however, because there was gas in the anal cavity, the fireball then shot into the man-with-hampster, circled around the hampster, burning the inside of the man-with-hampster. Furthermore, the gas change and pressure shot the hampster out of the man-with-hampster’s anus and into the man-without-hampster’s face, breaking his nose.




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