McDonald's Poem by H.E. Hasben

People are suing McDonalds
for killing us all ever so slowly.
Ronald is exposed
as chickens and cows become
animals no more but mere
factory products.
One wonders how many people
Ben and Jerry have killed, or
Pizza Hut.
These profit mongers
should be driven out
and replaced with
Hasben’s Spinach Burger
and Tofu Heaven